- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Good job, son.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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