Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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