Why did the chicken croos the road? He was battling severe depression at the time. His alcoholism was tearing his family apart, he was declining in job performance and his boss threatened to fire him several times. I guess at that point he just decided to end it all. It was horribly tragic, policemen knocking on the door of his wife's chicken roost and informing her of the bad news. As soon as she heard, she rushed to the scene, only to see his mangled body spread across the street, intestines falling out. They held a closed casket funeral. Formal, all black. It was raining by the time the casket was brought to the cemetery to be buried. She hasn't stopped crying since. His children ask her, where's dad, but all she can do is weep. Suicide is bad, kids

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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