Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

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why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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