- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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