- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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