A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

How about that airline food?

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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