ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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