How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

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