- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

A baby seal walks into a club.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

What's half of 8? o

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

if got a joke if fogot it

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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