A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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what's up? my penis.

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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