- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

My dad

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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