Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

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My lady, that is the backside of trust, I have decided to trust you, how am I supposed to feel about the fact that I believe to the point where I know that you mean everything you are saying? And that if you had any interest in backstabbing me, I would be risking my life, wife and friends. Do you not get trust? If you keep thinking like that, tomorrow you could be suspecting the mailman for being a spy, I can, and could tell you that I will cut ties with my employees, but then I would have you not only to believe me, but to support me financially, I do not need much, in fact, I need you to trust me, and if you do not trust me, what does it matter if I quit? You could accuse me for typing books that alter the mind (all books do), you could accuse me of having killed Nero and taken over... The point is, if you cannot trust me, then I cannot help you with what you ask, and if that is a requirement for our friendship to persist, then you are not looking for a friend, but for a employee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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