- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

women's rights

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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