- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

I like that, but why am I happy?

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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