- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Cancer.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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