what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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The truth is he loves her!!

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wommmoaooammaaa

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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Rebecca Black.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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Anti Joke

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