Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Im cute hehehee

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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