why did matt die? He had cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

Sometimes i'm hungry.

Robin, Get in the Car

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

mark lawson likes boys

Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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