A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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Get on the boat.

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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Today is March 22.

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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