wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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