Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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How you know when dislextic

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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