okay so one time my dog was eating an octopus tail and i was all like...Bro! octopus are our friends dont eat them! then he was all like okay...so later i saw my goldfish eating a blue kangaroo and i was all like bro blue kangaroos are our friends dont eat them and she was all like okay.. so then i saw my sandwich eating itself and i was like bro...let me eat you instead! and it was like okay. then i saw a bear eating you so i was like bro....thats all i said before it ate both of us :( and thats the story of why i have 6 toes on my left buttcheek

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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