Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Why are women so obsessed with not having penises? I'm serious. Imagine an ordinary woman out there, who is not doing any of the activities that the women-not-having-penises thing is famous for. But I can pretty much guarantee that under her clothes at that very moment, she isn't having a penis. And for no good reason. Sometimes I suspect women keep up the no-penis thing even in their sleep. Frankly, I find that creepy. Why are women so obsessed with not having penises?

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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