- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

what came first the chicken or the chips

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Where are you going Your house

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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