- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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