- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? hope

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

The Game.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

I killed someone on minecraft.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

what?

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

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