- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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