- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Where's my tractor?

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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