Where's my tractor?

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Women's rights

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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