Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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FIONN'S LIFE

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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