Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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