- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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