- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

I like colin but not as much as apple

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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