- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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