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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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justin littleton being sucessful

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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Diarrhea

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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