- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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