What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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A Pakistani news reader.

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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Nick Cannon

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Michel Moor on a die...

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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