- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

I'm gay.

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

Vagina.

Do you love me? No.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

your mom

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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