- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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