Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Obamacare

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

White men's rights

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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