- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

A black man walks Into a bar.

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Potassium? K.

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