What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

Diarrhea

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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