Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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the holocaust

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Poop

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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What's big and long? My dick.

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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Anti Joke

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