I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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haha

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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