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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

You will not press the like button.

What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

what is a chicken answer: chicken

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

girls basketball

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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