- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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