Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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Your Mom!!!

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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