A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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your mom

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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Kid 1 Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken. Kid 2 Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys. Kid 1 You know what? I think you're right Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

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so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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Loner.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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