- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

2 + 2 = 4

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

What's white and gluey Glue

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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